Getting to know @laureezyF

Name: Laura

Nickname: Editaa, Laureezy, Lala

Occupation: Miner of awesomeness, bringer of quirkiness, editor of this mlog.

Which section of v3rcity do you write for? I know I should know this, but I don’t 🙁

Why do you think this is? Cause I’m awesome.

What is your favourite past time? Sleeping, jumping up and down to techno.

You are currently i) reading? Bitter Chocolate by Lesley Lokko

ii) Listening to? True – Solange

iii) Watching? Not television that’s for sure

If you were president for a day you would? Make myself president for life, like the stereotypical African I am.

You are currently obsessed with? Acrylic Paints, planting vegetables, yoga and drinking water daily

If you could switch lives with anyone dead/alive you would switch with? Why? I would switch with a white man, any white man really. Want to experience no red squiggly lines under my full name on MS Word, that and white privilege.

If you were famous what quote would you be known for/remembered by? Don’t ask me what my name is, stupid bitch I’m famous!

You write because? I can’t yell out the ideas in my head to people in the street without getting arrested.

Music you like to fall asleep to? None; woke up singing along to the radio once. That was some trippy schitt.

If you were a song what song would you be? Bag Lady – Erykah Badu or Golden – Jill Scott or Demain – Les Nubians can’t pick between those three.

Describe yourself in using a dance move e.g. the dougie, the samba, Harlem shake etc.

What was that Beyonce dance move called again? The booty hop? Yeap I’d be the booty hop, nobody can quite do it like her, that’s me.

What music do you shower to? Depends on the day, but on a normal day Break Ya Off – The Roots

In my next life you’d like to come back as? Michael Jackson, I’d make moon walking shoes, be a billionaire and enjoy Never land.

If you were food what meal would you be? Why? I would be chicken; everybody loves chicken I don’t care if you’re a vegetarian or a pretentious vegan oh and potatoes, cause potatoes are awesome in any way, shape or form. Chicken and potatoes.

If you were a colour what colour would you be? Why? I would be green; cause green is just cool mayne and it’s the colour of The Mask

Twitter or Facebook or Tumblr? Twitter. Facebook and Tumblr just make me sad, but for very different reasons.

In next life if you could come back as the opposite sex would you? Give reason for answer…

I would like the chance to come back as a man, just so I can understand the fascination they have with scratching their balls.